Supplemental lessons?
Yeah.
You took yesterday off sick, didn't you?
The teacher wants you to do it,
especially since it's a practical lesson.
But cooking practice by myself?
Be glad.
There are others.
Cooking Room
W-Well, I'd be lying if I said this lineup doesn't make me glad, but...
Cooking practice again, eh?
So what shall I hunt this time?
I specialize in eating, though.
In more ways than one.
I'll get it this time! This time!
Oh, boy.
I don't see this ending well.
Let's Save the World!
U-Um, Sensei,
why are Shiragami and all the other—
You'll be making curry.
Huh? You're ignoring me?
We have all the ingredients ready.
The principal decided on a whim
that we teachers will be eating the curry you make.
Listen.
We don't expect much.
Honestly, even if it's terrible, that's fine.
So long as it can be called "curry."
S-Sensei?
Kuromine, which is sweeter: salt or sugar?
W-Well, sugar, of course.
Good, Kuromine.
It's all yours now!
W-Wait! What's all mine?
Was I just set up?!
Shiragami?
What's with her?
I wish I'd been here for the cooking lesson yesterday.
It would've been my chance to eat a meal made by Shiragami...
Why are you reacting like that?
Just what happened at the cooking lesson?
I can't do garlic.
I'm a vampire.
The garlic is making my eyes watery.
What did you do, Shiragami?
Shiragami Youko,
not to worry.
I've prepared a recipe this time.
Seriously, what the heck happened?
Shiho-san...
What is it?
You want to eat me more than curry?
All right.
No, no, not that!
I was wondering how good Shiragami is at cooking.
Since you're an old friend, I thought you'd know...
She's not bad, I don't think.
She makes her own lunches and stuff.
I thought so.
But...
Only as long as she doesn't panic or try too hard.
All right, let's begin.
By the way, you've made curry before, right, Class Rep?
Of course.
It's brown, rich, and has a very strong scent.
I've seen it in the manga of this planet.
Manga?
This planet?
I used that information to find this recipe.
We have nothing to worry about if we follow these directives.
Yeah!
Phase one!
Chop the ingredients into bite-sized pieces!
Phase two!
After chopping, put the so-called roux in a bowl and melt it in hot water!
Phase three!
Cover well-baked batter with
the ingredients you just melted, and decorate it with bite-sized fruits!
And it is done!
Huh?
A chocolate cake?
Is it curry-flavored?
Impossible!
This is not curry?
But the directives are absolute.
How could you get those two mixed up?!
This looks good, though.
What have I done?
What have I done?!
This rich and mellow chocolate aroma!
The smooth texture!
The fine sponge cake and cream seem to be dancing a rondo of love.
What is it they call this?
Yes...
Chocolate cake.
The cake Aizawa-san made is ruined!
Aizawa made it, huh?
Isn't that one of the Seven Wonders of the School,
the elusive horned girl?!
I'm sorry! This is my fault!
S-Stop it, Class Rep.
Y-Yeah.
It's not your fault, Aizawa-san.
But...
We'll just make it again.
Help us out, okay, Shiho?
Huh? O-Okay...
You can count on me to figure out how many carrots can fit in my cleavage.
Shiho, stop running from reality.
Is she that bad at cooking?
What do we do?
Aizawa-san...
If you quit, this really will be a lost cause.
Don't worry.
We can handle this if we work together.
Shiragami...
Yeah, we still have time.
We have no bra...
I mean, no plan, though.
Kuromine-kun!
Oh, my.
We'll just have to do it
without a recipe!
Salad oil
Delicious Milk
This is looking pretty good, isn't it?
Yeah. I think we'll be okay now.
Right, Aizawa-san?
I'm humbled by what happened today.
I was too dependent on the plan.
Now I know that one mistake will ruin everything.
In the same way,
I have let many possibilities,
as well as my unrelenting ambition, go to waste.
Aizawa-san, there's still time.
We still haven't put the roux in.
Let's do it.
Let's make curry that surpasses our own limits!
Shiragami Youko...
Yeah.
We don't need a recipe.
Let us seek new possibilities together.
Yes. Let us make curry that surpasses curry!
Let us show them our unrelenting ambition!
Wait, what the hell are they talking about now?
All we have left to do is put the roux in...
Silence.
There before us is a door of possibilities.
I don't think you should open that door!
Don't! Shiragami, don't do it!
Shiragami?!
All right!
Let's surpass curry, Aizawa-san!
Yes!
Here.
I bought what you asked for.
Good job.
My month's allowance...
What is this pudding?
This had better not be the cheap stuff.
The only acceptable pudding is the
school store's exclusive premium egg pudding, of which only ten are available.
Oh, well.
Perhaps I'll have you massage my shoulders now.
And you'll let me interview you after that, right?
Um...
I think she's just making you her errand girl.
Shut up!
We have a scoop right in front of us.
I can't pass this up.
But still, I don't know about using up all your allowance on this.
You do something about it, then.
You're a god of fortune, aren't you?
Akemi?
What are you doing here?
K-Koumoto-sensei...
Kuromine's gang is almost done with their supplemental lesson.
I'm not waiting for them.
Then go home already.
She's getting away!
Stop!
Damn it, stop that! Let go!
Mooching off students...
Is that something a principal should do?
I'm teaching the brats a lesson about the harshness of reality.
More importantly, can we expect good things of the curry?
The bunch doing the cooking concerns me,
but it's just curry.
Kuromine's there this time, too.
It should be fine.
How's it coming?
I'll take responsibility and eat it all myself.
No! You can't!
I must.
If I hadn't said what I did...
But I'm the one who told you to add that. I dealt the finishing blow!
It was curry until that went into it!
Let go of me! I must take responsibility!
Why did I...
Well, let's order take-out.
Yeah.
What the hell?! Gah! Pervert!!
That damned old hag.
She really took things too far.
Akari.
Why?
Why will you not ask Aizawa?
You reduced the room to dust.
Is that how you ask people for favors?
You don't know.
You don't know the taste of Aizawa's chocolate,
or its smoothness!
It was nothing like normal chocolate.
I want to taste it again.
After I've said all this, you still won't ask her?
If you want that, ask her yourself!
I see.
Then I have no choice.
You're finally giving up?
I have no choice but to destroy this planet.
What...
are you doing?!
Cooking Room
And so,
the fate of the planet rests with your chocolate.
What?
I must have misheard.
Earth's fate?
Sorry.
I understood up to the point where you asked me to make chocolate.
The principal can't forget the taste of the chocolate she had the other day.
Now she's talking about destroying the world.
N-Nah, she wouldn't do that.
Even if she's a devil.
Y-Yeah. Don't joke about that, Koumoto-sensei.
Wh-What?
What's going on?
What's this about a devil?
An emergency communication from the homeworld?
Akane-chan, you could just ask us to make tasty chocolate for you.
You don't have to tell such a huge lie.
Let's hurry, Shiragami Youko.
We have three hours and twenty-four minutes.
The future of Earth has been entrusted to our chocolate.
You believe her?
Aizawa-san, where'd you come up with such a specific time?
From this.
Mysterious object approaching Earth
We've just received word that a huge, mysterious object is approaching Earth.
The object is believed to be a massive asteroid,
and it is approaching Earth at an unbelievable speed.
Oh, no! Is this for real?
No way! I haven't even had my first kiss!
S-Say what?
An asteroid is heading toward Earth?
This is Houston. This is Houston.
Give me a status report.
Chief, we lost contact.
We need a plan, now!
Call the White House.
We won't be sleeping tonight, boys.
But why did you bring me here?
I can't cook at all.
I-It's okay! If we work together...
Stay out of this, you klutz.
I'm not a klutz!
Silly Akari.
If you'd done this from the start,
I wouldn't have had to end this planet with an asteroid.
But this should be fun.
Depending on her chocolate, I might reconsider the asteroid impact.
Okay.
News: Asteroid expected to miss Earth
I've just been told that the asteroid's trajectory has suddenly changed.
Shoot!
Even I can't lose focus when I'm controlling an asteroid.
Well, I can't blame myself for letting my guard down a little.
Aizawa-san, you're done already?
Wait, when did you cool those chocolates?
Those truffles!
I can tell even from this distance!
The tender crispness concealing the softness within!
I want to play with it!
Give it to me! Give it to me right now!
No.
This isn't good enough!
Damn!
I almost lost control.
It seems there's been another change in the asteroid's movement.
Aizawa-san?
What are you doing?
Earth's future is on the line.
This chocolate can't save the world.
It's Aizawa's chocolate!
Wh-What are you saying? It's more than enough, Aizawa.
I approve!
Now, now, Principal.
Let's let her have her way a bit longer.
You heard what Aizawa said.
A-Akari...
No, I think if I eat that, the asteroid will stop.
That may be.
But...
I bet it'll stop if you pass out, too.
Hey! Why have you tied me up?!
I just noticed a moment ago.
Even you seem to let your guard down
when you're controlling an asteroid.
Now,
we have about three hours until the asteroid hits.
I hope you can endure it, you old hag.
Three hours of creative chocolates made by everyone except Aizawa.
I've been set up!
I get it. Aizawa was a decoy!
Akari was counting on the others doing it all this time!
Is she doing this to get revenge on me?
I-Is this about your apartment?
Or...
Is it about my bowling with your precious Japanese rice wine?
Congratulations Akari-sensei
Or is it because I left a huge message on the schoolgrounds on your birthday?
years old
Akari
Or is it because I swapped out your marriage arrangement photos with your old photos?
You did all that, did you, Principal?
C-Crap!
I'm finished.
I've never made chocolate before, Principal.
I don't know if it's any good.
Here, a chocolate banana.
Chocolate Tramp-ana
Rather, chocolate tramp-ana.
Wh-What is this stench of rotting...
No, thoroughly rotten fruit?
Here, Principal.
Accept it gratefully.
N-No, don't—
The odor filling my mouth,
and the sweet-and-sour aftertaste...
No, it's just sour.
How can I describe it?
Yup, it's spoiled.
H-How is it?
Why didn't you use that obviously fresh banana that's between your boobs?
But I survived.
I won't let Akari have her way!
Akane-chan.
Knowing you, I'm sure you've had all kinds of chocolate,
but I bet you've never had anything like this before.
Chocolate?
No, this doesn't smell like chocolate.
But what is this familiar spicy smell?
I added some curry spices to give it a deeper flavor.
I used...
cumin, turmeric, peppers, tabasco,
allspice, momiji manju, carda—
That's practically curry!
Now, now, Principal.
Shiragami worked hard to make this chocolate.
W-Wait!
There's no way it tastes anything like curry after that klutz made it!
Shut up!
Earth's fate is on the line!
Take it!
E-Endure it!
Endure it, me!
Look, Aizawa's working fast.
Her second chocolate is almost done already.
The other two don't have the skill to finish theirs before the asteroid hits.
Which means, if I can just get through this...
Hey!
What are you doing at a time like this?
Akemi Mikan?
What's this?
You're making food for this horned girl?
Yes, that's right.
Would you mind helping us?
Of course I will.
I have a bit of a bone to pick with this horned girl,
but given the circumstances, I'll forgive her.
I'll give it all I've got.
A-Akari, let's talk this over.
I-I'll give you half of the world!
How's that?
What's wrong?
You sound like some two-bit baddie.
Shut up, spinster!
No chance of reconciliation, eh?
Asteroid impact in
We have two hours and forty minutes left.
Let's play chicken!
Will the asteroid hit first,
or will you drop dead first?
Fool!
You just lost your last chance to save Earth!
You'll have time to regret it in Hell!
You lose
Dummy
Chief, the asteroid!
The asteroid's flying away from Earth!
Damn it all!
Is this a dream or something?!
A dream? No, it's a miracle.
Yes...
Shiragami!
Earth has been saved.
Wh-What the heck happened here?
Shimada and Shiho's Slightly Erotic Quiz
Shimada and Shiho's Slightly Erotic Quiz!
Is a bullet train...
Male? Female?
Question!
Is a bullet train male or female?
I think I know where this is going.
If Kuromine-kun isn't going to answer, I will.
No, I'll answer.
I should do this.
No, I will.
O-Okay, then I'll...
By all means.
You really went there?!
Um, the answer is...
"male," right?
Why male?
Why?
Next Episode: "Let's Put On Our Swimsuits!"
Because a man and a train both slide in and out of the sta—
We can't say the answer on the air!